*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
timetravelingtrickster: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
lanadelreycist: I don’t understand how I can follow so many people yet only see like 10 regularly on my dash
captainfrancesca: anime parents must be so confused like “we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”
greekgogurt: please do not do the thing with the person i like i want to do the thing with them
roykage: the naruto fandom isn’t even in the naruto fandom anymore unless the new chapter comes up
tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross
tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world
elasticitymudflap: the otp ◡‿◡✿ the otp kissing ◕‿◕✿ the otp doing the do ⊙‿⊙✿
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
I hate feeling left out.
I hate being the third person, awkwardly standing on the side. I hate being invited to something but being totally ignored. I hate it when all of my friends go somewhere and not tell me. I hate not understanding an inside joke. Being left out is terrible. It leaves you lonely and empty.
weedrichards: YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FELL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AD YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
windicuffs-tier: windicuffs-tier: what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE
dogesexual: do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
Obito: You let Rin die...
Obito: I'm not engaging in this war just because you let her die...
Obito: But, you know, you let her die... So...